"So just to recap, it will be nosebag, football, drinking, singing, doris and then more drinking and debauchery." (Gooner)

"A dog is for life, not just for Friday night." (Brogi)

"I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand." (Confucius)

"Congratulations love, that's the best pair I've seen all night." (Gooner)

"Life is too important to be taken seriously." (Oscar Wilde)

"I have never seen a hat with straws on it." (Murray West)

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." (Mark Twain)

"I feel the need, the need for a Swede." (James Maskrey)

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." (John F. Kennedy)

"I know you, you're the Knickerman." (some Doris in Crete)

"Life is what happens to us while we're making other plans." (John Lennon)

"I couldn't get my arms aound her, not even her neck." (Brogi)

"I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw)

"Come on darling, get em out, we aint got all night." (Dickie)

"The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything." (Oscar Wilde)

"What are you drinking mate?, same as you, only faster." (Brogi)

"Apparently, you can tell a lot about someone's personality from what they're like." (Peter Griffiths)

"She wont drown, not with that pair of inflatables." (Gooner)

"I've never been very good with motors." (Knickerman)

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